mizukazeki:

dowotdashdotdot:

mostri-ciattolo:

Developer commentary, DLC

Oh, look, I found a picture of me! (Is using parenthesis alot not a thing everyone does?)

deadpoolsmom:

actually I have a second thought about eboy anime twunk slade and it’s that he’s so funny people complaining are just cowards.

this is Absolutely what a man who is definitely gonna lose to newbie superman, be divorced, dodge paying child support, and commit himself to inventing new levels of toxic parenting and beefing with teenagers forever looks like

assassinationtipsforladies:

yellenabelova:

Barbie (2023) + tweets

The woman at the bus sto was actually Ruth Handler, btw

holdmecloseandfast:

natalieironside:

one-time-i-dreamt:

cwicseolfor:

robin-in-a-hoodie:

lesbiankiliel:

une-danse-macabre:

makeitdewey:

propitlikeithot:

bane-of-technology:

somecunttookmyurl:

russlangblr:

punkacebitch:

feministfront:

kafkaesque-meat:

superamatista:

transsexuallesbian:

distressedphilosopher:

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

“¡Gracias! ¡Lo odio!”

“Danke, ich hasse es.”

“Merci, je déteste”

Tak, jeg hader det.

Bedankt, ik haat het.

Спасибо! Я это ненавижу.

go raibh maith agat, is fuath liom é

どうも！ それが嫌い。

411 Writing systems of standard forms of languages

.شکریہ! مجھے اس سے نفرت ہے

(shukriah! mujhay isay nafraat hai.)

kiitti! mä vihaan tätä.

תודה! אני שונא.ת את זה. Toda! Ani sone.t et ze

谢谢，我厌恶它！

Takk, jeg hater det.

Hvala, mrzim to.

Dankon! Mi malamas ğin.

tumblr rosetta stone of disdain

spindlewit:

ALT

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bottling some more assorted things for patreon last month

totallyseiso:

totallyseiso:

Fun science fact:

I’m going to get you and you can’t stop me

Handy math tip:

Turn around

homeboygirl:

mrsterlingeverything:

Hiiii ^_^ please no blunt damage against me

jacobtheloofah:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that there’s a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

yellbug:

last night i had a dream that i was at an outdoor fair and someone asked me to sign a petition and after i signed it they were like thanks so much! go pick out a prize! so i went into their booth and it was filled with hundreds and hundreds of tiny bottles of perfume and all the perfume had names like “i saw you eating greek yogurt at the reptile house at the zoo” and “you cut down the beautiful 100 year old oak tree in your yard” and i looked up and the perfume collection was called “guys i fucking hate”

limestone-vs-sandstone:

postnuclearophelia:

fartgallery:

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured